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Movie: The Big Lebowski
44 WAV files
Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid): "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
00:02 22 Kb 163
The Dude: "The dude Abides."
00:01 13 Kb 240
Walter: "Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well."
00:19 208 Kb 109
The Dude: "Speaking of which, you think it's you could uh, give me my 20,000 in cash. My concern and I've got to check it with my accounted, but this might bump me up into a higher tax bracket."
The Big Lebowski: "Cram it. Give him the envelope."
The Dude: "Oh well if you've got the check already made out, that's cool."
00:19 203 Kb 134
Maude Lebowski: "The foundation takes youngsters from what?"
The Dude: "Shit yeah, the achievers."
Maude Lebowski: "The little Lebowski urban achievers and proud we are of all of them."
00:07 78 Kb 108
The Dude: "We're bleeped Walter."
Walter: "Nothing is bleeped dude come on, you're being very un-dude, they'll callback. Look, she kidnapped... (phone rings). You see, nothing is bleeped here dude. Nothing is bleeped. There a bunch of bleeping amateurs."
00:15 163 Kb 124
The Dude: "Hey, careful man there's a beverage here man hey."
00:03 32 Kb 171
Jeff Bridges as The Dude: "I'm the Dude so that's what you call me..ya know ah, that or his Dudeness or duder or El Dudereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing." 00:13 89 Kb 190
Sam Elliott as The Stranger: "Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves, catch ya later on down the trail." 00:07 45 Kb 127
Stranger: "One of those days, huh? A wiser feller than myself once said, 'sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.'" 00:13 88 Kb 115
Walter: "Ah bleep it dude, lets go bowling."
00:03 33 Kb 135
Walter: "He lives in North Hollywood near the In And Out Burger."
The Dude: "No, the In And Out Burger is on Calrose."
Walter: "Near the In And Out Burger."
Donnie: "Those are good burgers Walter."
Walter: "Shut the bleeped up Donnie."
00:09 102 Kb 123
Walter: "We'll go over their after the what have you, and brace the kid. He should be a push over."
Donnie: "We can eat at In And Out Burger."
Walter: "Shut the bleep up Donnie."
00:08 82 Kb 122
The Dude: "Just take it easy man."
Walter: "I'm perfectly calm dude."
The Dude: "Yeah, waving the bleeping gun around?"
Walter: "I'm calmer than you are."
The Dude: "Will you just take it easy?"
Walter: "I'm calmer than you are."
00:12 132 Kb 110
Walter: "Whose sitting on a million bleeping dollars am I wrong? Whose got a bleeping million bleeping dollars sitting in the trunk of our car?"
The Dude: "Our car Walter?"
Walter: "My dirty undies, my bleeping whites. Say dude, where's is your car dude?"
Donnie: "Whose got your undies Walter?"
Walter: "Where's is your car dude?"
The Dude: "You don't know Walter?"
00:27 291 Kb 100
Jesus: "Let me tell you something bendejo. If you try any of that crazy bleep with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you can stick it up your ass and pull the trade your until it goes click."
00:15 157 Kb 116
The Stranger: "There's just one thing dude."
The Dude: "What's that?"
The Stranger: "Do you have to use so many cus words?"
The Dude: "What the bleep are you talking about?"
00:11 124 Kb 110
The Stranger (Sam Elliott): "Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bear And much obliged, sometimes the bear well, he eats you."
00:15 161 Kb 106
The Dude: "Oh, nice marmot."
00:02 21 Kb 99
Bill Selliger: "(beep) Mr. Lebowski, this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal bowling league. I just got a report that a member of your team Walter ??? drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, it controveens a number of leagues bylaws and also article 27 of the..."
00:19 208 Kb 86
The Dude: "He has emotional problems man."
Walter: "You mean, beyond pacificism?"
The Dude: "He's fragile, very fragile."
Walter: "Huh, I did not know that."
00:12 133 Kb 108
The Dude: "Will you come off it Walter you're not even bleeping Jewish to man."
Walter: "What the bleep are you talking about?"
The Dude: "Man, your bleeping Polish Catholic."
Walter: "What the bleep are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on dude. You know this."
The Dude: "Yeah yeah yeah, and five bleeping years ago you were divorced."
Walter: "So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish."
00:20 220 Kb 91
Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore): "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
The Dude: "Oh yeah?"
Maude Lebowski: "If they don't like hearing it, and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick, or his rod, or his johnson."
The Dude: "Johnson?"
00:20 217 Kb 101
The Dude: "Well they finally did it, they killed my bleeping car."
00:05 49 Kb 105
The Dude: "Hey man, are you going to find these guys, or, you know, I mean, do you guys have any promising leads?"
Auto Circus Cop (Michael Gomez): "Leads? Yeah sure, all just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts. Leads?"
00:29 310 Kb 93
Blond Treehorn Thug: "You see what happens Lebowski? You see what happens?"
The Dude: "Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the dude man."
Blond Treehorn Thug: "Your names Lebowski Lebowski."
00:11 113 Kb 104
Donnie: "What's during league play?"
Walter: "Life does not stop and started your convenience you miserable little bleep."
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Tony The Chauffeur (Dom Irrera): "Hey, you know what forget about it huh, forget about it."
The Dude: "Yeah bleep it man, can't be worried about that bleep, life goes on man."
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The Dude: "You figured oh, here's a loser, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a bleep about."
The Big Lebowski: "Well aren't you?"
The Dude: "Well yeah..."
00:11 115 Kb 113
The Big Lebowski (David Huddleston): "Isn't that what makes a man?"
The Dude: "Um sure, that and a pair of testicles."
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Jackie Treehorn (Ben Gazzara): "New technology permits is to do very exciting things in interactive and erotic software. The wave of the future dude, 100 percent electronic."
The Dude: "Huh well, I still jerk off manually."
00:14 155 Kb 256
Blond Treehorn Thug (Mark Pellegrino): "Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the bleepin' money bleep head?"
The Dude (Jeff Bridges): "It's down there somewhere let me take another look."
00:13 140 Kb 99
The Dude: "Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to the face the fact that you're a god-damn moron."
00:04 44 Kb 119
Jesus Quinlana(John Turturro): "Liam and me, we're going to bleep you up."
The Dude: "Yeah well, you know, that's just like your opinion man."
00:09 101 Kb 132
Walter: "First of all dude, you don't have ex, then secondly this is a bleeping showed dog is bleeping papers. You can't abort it. It gets upset. It's hair falls out. The bleeping dog has bleeping papers. Over the line!"
00:12 132 Kb 105
The Dude: "But you haven't told me how were going to get her back. Where is she?"
Walter: "That's the simple part dude, we make the hand off, I grabbed one of them and beat it out of them."
The Dude: "That's a great plan Walter, that's bleeped genius if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss bleeping watch."
Walter: "That's right dude, the beauty of this is its simplicity. Once the plan gets too complex everything can go wrong. There's one thing I learned in Nam... (phone rings)"
00:26 284 Kb 89
The Dude: "Okay, you know, you guys aren't privey to all the new bleep so, uh, you know, but hey that's what you that's what you pay me for."
00:10 111 Kb 96
Walter: "Hey dude, don't go away man. Come on, this affects all of us man. Our basic freedoms! I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee."
00:24 257 Kb 100
Walter: "And also lets not forget, let's not forget dude, that keeping wild life... an amphibious rodent... you know domestic... within the city... That ain't legally either."
The Dude: "What are you a bleeping park ranger now?"
Walter: "No, I'm just trying to offer..."
The Dude: "Who gives a bleep about the bleeping marmot."
Walter: "We are sympathizing here dude."
The Dude: "bleep sympathy. I don't need your sympathy man, I need my bleeping johnson."
00:27 296 Kb 102
The Dude: "His wife goes out and owes money all over town and the pee all over my rug."
Walter Lobchak (John Goodman): "They pee on your bleeping rug."
The Dude: "They peed on my bleeping rug."
Walter: "That's right dude, they peed on your bleeping rug."
00:13 136 Kb 113
The Dude: "Where the bleep are they going to get a..."
Walter: "Do you want a toe? I can't get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don't want to know about it believed me."
The Dude: "Yeah, but Walter."
Walter: "I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish."
00:11 122 Kb 103
The Dude: "Just tell me where the bleeped you want us to go."
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The Dude: "What the bleep is with this guy, who is he?"
00:03 34 Kb 106
The Dude: "Who the bleep are you man?"
Knox Harrington (David Thewlis): "Just a friend of Maudie's."
The Dude: "Yeah, a friend with a cleft bleep hole?"
00:08 85 Kb 96
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