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Movie: Kung Pow
30 WAV files
FilenameQuoteDurationSizeDownloads
"Alfalfa" 00:03 27 Kb 308
Alien Ship sounds then ship begins to sing.
Chosen One: "They're French."
Betty: " Hehehe. Stinky pits and all, baby. Hehehehehe."
00:24 256 Kb 156
Betty: "I think it's great cuz it's so bad." 00:03 30 Kb 191
Betty: "Gentlemen. From this day forward you will all refer to me by the name, Betty." 00:11 118 Kb 334
Betty: "It's Betty, you son-of-a-pig. The name is Betty." 00:05 54 Kb 217
Wimp Lo: "I'm bleeding, making me the victor." 00:03 29 Kb 196
Wimp Lo: "I challenge you." 00:04 41 Kb 137
"Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin." Sings Neosprin song. 00:13 136 Kb 127
Princess: "Eeooeeooeeooeee." 00:02 19 Kb 525
Betty: "Phah. It is EVIL, Mah, it is so EVIL." 00:06 68 Kb 176
Wimp Lo: "Face to foot style. Howd'ja like it?" 00:04 42 Kb 166
Chosen One: "Who are you?"
Master Doe: "Ling's father! Ee-ohh ee-ohh ee oh ee!"
00:04 44 Kb 139
Wimp Lo: "My finger points." 00:04 48 Kb 169
Wimp Lo: "Gotcha now! Whaaaaa." 00:03 28 Kb 131
Ling: But Chosen One, I'd want to help you, but I, I, I, I, I , I, I just can't. I won't! WEE-OOH! 00:14 149 Kb 156
Man: "Hey guys, what's goin on" 00:04 44 Kb 128
Betty: "I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone." 00:10 108 Kb 255
Chosen One: "I'll take a pound of nuts."
Shop Keeper: [yelling] "That's a lot of nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?"
00:13 138 Kb 316
Wimp Lo: "Your days are over Mithter." 00:02 21 Kb 117
Shop Keeper: [yelling] "He just left! With Nuts." 00:03 35 Kb 156
Master Betty: "Orson!"
Henchman: "Welles."
00:02 23 Kb 75
Betty: "Ouchy!" 00:01 14 Kb 144
Student: [after getting his shirt ripped by Betty] "Why, I oughtta..."
Master Tang: "No! He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"
00:19 202 Kb 125
Master Tang: "I remember, a long time ago when a good friend of mine told me, there would be a Chosen One."

Master Doe: "There will be a chosen one."

Master Tang: "Then he told me...of the significance."

[flashback]

Master Doe: "It will be significant."
00:36 385 Kb 134
Betty: "Hmmm. Sleepy Time." 00:03 37 Kb 242
Betty: "Ah Jeez, and now the snorting stars." 00:06 60 Kb 126
Master Tang: [singing] "Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito..."
Students: [joining in singing] "Macho Burrito..."
00:11 116 Kb 145
Students: [walking and singing] "We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists, we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day."

Student 1: "He carries the baskets."

Student 2: "He carries the paper roll."

Students: "And we don't have cysts. But one thing is for sure my friends, we are ventriloquists."
00:18 189 Kb 95
Master Doe: "Uhh, water, everywhere. All over me, I'm getting wet. I'm falling, you're falling, we're falling! Whale!" 00:21 223 Kb 150
Master Doe: "I have a mortal wound."
Master Tang: "Where? Where does it hurt?"
Master Doe: "Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot."
Master Tang: "Come inside."
00:08 90 Kb 97
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