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ahole.wav
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Otto: "(He's driving on the wrong side of the road and almost crashes) ASSHOLE!"
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apes.wav
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Otto: "Apes don't read philosophy."
Wanda: "Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it."
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52 Kb
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apologize.wav
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John Cleese as Archibald 'Archie' Leech: "Alright, alright I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basic in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."
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asshole.wav
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Kevin Kline as Otto West: "Asshole!"
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28 Kb
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ate.wav
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Otto: "I'm sorry I ate your fish, okay?"
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68 Kb
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attractive_man.wav
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Kevin Kline as Otto: "You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart. You've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly."
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22 Kb
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big_fan.wav
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Jamie Lee Curtis as Wanda Gershwitz: "Oh, I'm a big fan of yours! I love the way you, uh, cross-examine... Oh, I really admire your work."
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21 Kb
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cia.wav
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Otto West (Kevin Kline): "How do you do Miss Leach? I'm Harvey Manfrenginsonfred. I'm with the CIA."
Wendy (Maria Aitken): "CIA?"
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76 Kb
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disappointed.wav
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Otto: "(Weezing) Okay, okay, DISAPPOINTED!"
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86 Kb
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england_is_fine.wav
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Kevin Kline: "England is a fine country."
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5 Kb
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everybody2.wav
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Jamie Lee Curtis: "C'mon, Archie. Everybody does it in America."
John Cleese: "Well, not in this country they don't!"
Curtis: "Oh, right. Like nobody lies in England."
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15 Kb
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fruit.wav
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Otto: "He's going to kill her. (Laughs sand someone comments) bleep off or I'll kill you, limey fruit."
| 00:08 |
86 Kb
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hes_mine.wav
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Kevin Kline: "I love watching your ass when you walk! Is that beautiful, or what??... Don't go near him – he's mine!!"
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23 Kb
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mistakes.wav
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Wanda: "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Budhism is not every man for himself."
Otto: "You need..."
Wanda: "And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes Otto, I looked them up."
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141 Kb
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outwit.wav
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Otto: "Don't call me stupid"
Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis): "Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwhit you."
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97 Kb
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shotgun.wav
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Wanda: "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed off shotgun?"
Archie: "Darling."
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41 Kb
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stupid.wav
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Otto: "Don't call me stupid."
| 00:01 |
21 Kb
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stupid.wav
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Otto: "Don't uh, ever ever ever call me stupid. Ok."
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67 Kb
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superior.wav
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Otto: "Oh you English are so superior aren't you... Well, would you like to know where you'd be without us the old US of A to protect you... Well, I'll tell you... The smallest bleeping province in the Russian empire... that's what."
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162 Kb
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technique.wav
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Otto: "It's a smoke screen?"
Wendy: "What?"
Otto: "Double Bluff... Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work lady... It's an XK Red 27 technique."
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116 Kb
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thank_you.wav
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Jamie Lee Curtis: "Thank you for this... I'll treasure it."
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7 Kb
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thinking.wav
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Sfx: Gunshots and ricochets.
Jamie Lee Curtis: "What are you doing?"
Kevin Kline: "I'm thinking!"
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12 Kb
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tools.wav
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: "The tools are very fat. If I get sent down, It all gets handed back to cut my sentence. Now to cut my sentence even more, I could tell them who done it with me if I wasn't very happy about everything."
Otto: "What was the middle thing?"
: "Piss"
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218 Kb
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twerp.wav
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Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scum bag, f***-face, dick-head, asshole!"
John Cleese: "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
Kline: "You're the Bulgarian, you f***! Now, apologize!"
Cleese: "...Uh, me to you?"
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57 Kb
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very.wav
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Otto: "I'm very very very very... FUCK YOU!"
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56 Kb
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vietnem.wav
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: "We did not loose Vietnam. It was a tie."
Archie: "I'm tellin' ya baby they kick you're little ass there. Boy, they wooped you're hide real good."
Otto: "No they didn't."
Archie: "Oh yes they did."
Otto: "Oh, no they didn't."
Archie: "Oh yes they did."
Otto: "Oh, no they... Shut up!"
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202 Kb
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vulgarian.wav
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Archie (John Cleese): "How very interesting. You're a true Vulgarian aren't you."
Otto: "You're the Vulgarian, you bleep."
| 00:06 |
67 Kb
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