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Cartoon: The Simpsons
Character: Homer
135 WAV files
FilenameQuoteDurationSizeDownloads
Homer: Homer: "Woo hoo!"
00:01 7 Kb 7471
Homer: Homer: "Another Doh!"
00:01 7 Kb 4061
Homer: Dealer: "19"
Homer: "Hit me"
Dealer: "20"
Homer: "Hit me"
Dealer: "21"
Homer: "Hit me"
Dealer: "22"
Homer: "Doh!"
00:05 53 Kb 2418
Homer: Homer: "A collection of 32 Dohs"
00:15 160 Kb 3073
Homer: Homer: "You're all nuts."
00:01 11 Kb 1991
Homer: Homer: "If you don't like your job, you don't strike - You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American Way."
00:09 93 Kb 1575
Homer: Homer: "To start, press any key... Where's the Anykey?"
00:04 39 Kb 2078
Homer: Homer: "Aww, crap!"
00:01 13 Kb 2711
Homer: Homer: "Aye aye, Admiral Butthead"
00:03 31 Kb 1708
Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm... forbidden donut...(munching sounds)"
00:05 58 Kb 1764
Homer: Homer: "I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down..."
00:02 26 Kb 1421
Homer: Homer: "(bang) Owwww!!"
00:01 8 Kb 1979
Homer: Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories: 'Bart is a vampire', 'Beer kills brain cells'. Now let's go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is."
00:12 130 Kb 1096
Homer: Homer: "No, no... beer bring pain!"
00:03 30 Kb 2054
Homer: Homer: "(drunk) Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit... They got these big, chewy pretzels here... (mumbles)... beer... Five dollars? Get outta here!"
00:11 121 Kb 1353
Homer: Homer: "Woo hoo! Look at that blubber fly!"
00:03 28 Kb 1451
Homer: (Unknown): "First, the award for the alumnus who's gained the most weight: Homer Simpson!"
Homer: "Oh my God!"
(Unknown): "How did you do it, Homer?"
Homer: "I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch."
00:10 108 Kb 1048
Homer: Homer sings: "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R... my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R"
00:08 88 Kb 1152
Homer: Homer: "Aigh! Boogie man!"
00:02 18 Kb 1256
Homer: Homer: "Boring!"
00:01 10 Kb 1921
Homer: Homer: "A boy can learn more at an airport than he can at any school."
00:04 39 Kb 826
Homer: Homer: "Uh, excuse me Professor Braniac"
00:03 28 Kb 1027
Homer: Woman: "Is it true that we have to bring our own water?"
Homer: "We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back."
00:08 82 Kb 859
Homer: Homer: "(chants) Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? (smack!) Ow!"
00:06 62 Kb 1245
Homer: Homer: "(guitar playing) Will you knock it off? I can't hear myself think!" (guitar stops)"
Homer's brain: "I want some peanuts."
Homer: "That's better!"
00:09 100 Kb 982
Homer: Homer: "I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back."
00:07 71 Kb 811
Homer: Homer: "Mmmm... chocolate"
00:03 31 Kb 1274
Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm... organized crime..."
00:04 39 Kb 1000
Homer: Homer: "Kiss my curvy butt goodbye!"
00:02 26 Kb 1095
Homer: Woman: "(smack, spank, whack) Oh, God!"
Homer: "He he he... call me daddy"
00:06 60 Kb 1447
Homer: Homer swears: "Damn it! Doh I, Arrrgh... Ah, hell with it!"
00:04 44 Kb 1230
Homer: Homer sings: "You make me feel like dancing..."
Barney sings: "I wanna dance the night away..."
00:04 46 Kb 954
Homer: Homer: "Come on, I dare ya"
00:01 12 Kb 935
Homer: (Unknown): "Well Homer, I guess you're the winner by default."
Homer: "Default? Woo hoo! Default: the two sweetest words in the English language... de fault, de fault, de fault (punching sounds)"
00:12 126 Kb 1854
Homer: Homer: "The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
00:05 58 Kb 842
Homer: Homer: "I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!"
00:08 82 Kb 812
Homer: Homer: "Er, gotta go shake the dew off the lily..."
00:02 19 Kb 784
Homer: Homer: "I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs wheren't just confined to zoos..."
00:05 57 Kb 839
Homer: Homer: "Doh!"
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Homer: Homer: "Doh!"
00:01 6 Kb 1877
Homer: Homer: "Doh! Argh! Aaiii! (crash, splat)"
00:03 37 Kb 1372
Homer: Homer: "(crash) Doh!"
Lisa: "A deer!"
Marge: "A female deer..."
00:04 47 Kb 1094
Homer: Homer: "I don't think so, stupid!"
00:02 24 Kb 1158
Homer: Homer: "Donuts - is there anything they can't do?"
00:04 44 Kb 1359
Homer: Lisa: "Do you think you can get the dentle plan back?"
Homer: "Well, that depends on who's the better negotiator: Mr. Burns or me..."
Bart: "Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish..."
Homer: "Done and done... he he he... Doh!"
00:16 175 Kb 885
Homer: Homer: "First time I've ever been early for work! Except for all those 'daylight savings' days... lousy farmers!"
00:07 76 Kb 817
Homer: Homer: "Oh, no... I'm sweating like Roger Ebert!"
00:03 28 Kb 780
Homer: Homer: "(singing) I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer..."
00:09 94 Kb 892
Homer: Homer: "Trying is the first step toward failure."
00:02 25 Kb 1046
Homer: Homer: "Mmmm... fattening..."
00:02 21 Kb 1028
Homer: Flanders: "Har-ye, har-ye... I declare myself tickled pink about Springfield's bicen-tiddily, ti-ten-toodily, rin-tin-tennial day!"
Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck Flanders!"
00:12 126 Kb 791
Homer: Flanders: "Oh, we're done for... we're done for... we're done-diddily-done for... we're done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily..." (slapping sound)"
Homer: "Flanders, snap out of it!"
00:12 126 Kb 860
Homer: Chorus sings: "Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders..."
Homer: "Not me!"
Chorus: "Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders..."
00:10 107 Kb 808
Homer: Homer: "Oooh... floor pie! Wah!"
00:04 39 Kb 799
Homer: Homer: "'Fraid not infinity!"
Flanders: "'Fraid so infinity plus one!"
Homer: "Doh!"
00:02 24 Kb 715
Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm... free goo..."
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Homer: Homer: "(gasps) Free Duff! Viva life!" (sound effects of Homer chugging multiple Duffs and falling over)"
00:11 119 Kb 633
Homer: Homer: "Homer no function beer well without."
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Homer: Homer: "The mail! The mail is here! Ooooh..."
00:03 30 Kb 1159
Homer: Homer shouts: "Go to hell!"
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Homer: Homer: "So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go the moon, but you can't make my shoes smell good?"
00:05 56 Kb 805
Homer: Abe: "That's 'cuz you're a screw-up!"
Homer: "You're the screw-up!"
Abe: "Why you little... (choking sounds)"
00:06 68 Kb 811
Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm... Gummi Beer."
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Homer: Homer: "They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes..."
00:02 24 Kb 700
Homer: Homer: "Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?"
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Homer: Bart: "But that's what we learned about... I sure as HELL can't tell you we learned about HELL unless I say 'HELL', can I?"
Homer: "Er, lad has a point there..."
Bart: "Hell yes!"
Marge: "Bart! You're no longer in Sunday School! Don't swear!"
00:10 112 Kb 822
Homer: Homer: "Hearye, hearye - the Homer Broadcasting System is on the air! All hollering, all the time!"
00:08 87 Kb 722
Homer: Flanders: "Hi-dily hey!"
Homer: "Go home!"
Flanders: "Toodily-doo!"
00:02 26 Kb 885
Homer: : "Moe & Homer talk shop"
00:10 108 Kb 775
Homer: Homer: "Oh, that man is sick!"
Marge: "Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer."
Homer: "But listen to the music... He's evil!"
Marge: "Hasn't this experience taught you, you can't believe anything you hear?"
Homer: "Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing."
00:14 148 Kb 802
Homer: Homer: "I wanna go to Duff Gardens... right now."
Marge: "Oh Homer, quit pouting."
Homer: "I'm not pouting, I'm mourning... stupid dead woman!"
00:10 107 Kb 753
Homer: Homer: "Don't hassle with that, boy... They have eerie powers"
00:04 45 Kb 745
Homer: Homer: "This is all your fault! It's... Awww, how can I stay mad at you?"
00:05 53 Kb 807
Homer: Homer: "Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before... and which way to the can?"
00:05 54 Kb 761
Homer: Homer: "I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right... Doh!"
00:08 89 Kb 719
Homer: Homer: "(gasps) Computers can do that?"
00:02 19 Kb 997
Homer: Homer: "The girls of the Internet... Ooh, I'd go online with them any day!"
00:04 47 Kb 716
Homer: Homer: "Well all I'm going to use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort - that's it!"
00:04 42 Kb 698
Homer: Homer: "Hearye, hearye: Ye old town crier proclaimed crappy by all - chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shall rock thy world!"
00:11 114 Kb 767
Homer: Homer: "If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, th... how does the rest of that go?"
00:04 47 Kb 995
Homer: Homer: "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now."
00:02 26 Kb 882
Homer: Homer: "I am invincible! Invincible! (smack) Yooowww!"
00:05 50 Kb 842
Homer: Homer: "Outta my way jerkass!"
00:02 20 Kb 856
Homer: Homer: "Aww, what a gyp!"
00:01 14 Kb 701
Homer: Homer: "You jive turkey"
00:02 25 Kb 728
Homer: Young Homer: "Look at me, er... um... mom: I am er um, President Kennedy"
00:04 48 Kb 641
Homer: Homer: "Kiss my hairy yellow butt."
00:02 17 Kb 757
Homer: Homer: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
00:03 37 Kb 660
Homer: Homer: "Lumber, we need lumber."
00:03 34 Kb 675
Homer: Homer: "Mmmm... donuts..."
00:03 30 Kb 1360
Homer: Homer: "Mmmm... fuzzy..."
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Homer: Homer: "Mmmm... hog fat..."
00:02 24 Kb 782
Homer: Computer: "Crisis has been averted. Everything is super."
Owner of the Shelbyville Power Plant: "Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant. With that... (shouts) Is the other driving? Do you even know which button you pushed?"
Homer: "Sure, Moe."
00:12 124 Kb 776
Homer: Homer: "Mmmm... beer"
00:02 21 Kb 1100
Homer: Homer: "(sniffs) Mmmm... barbecue..."
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Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm.... hors d'oeuvres."
00:02 27 Kb 1210
Homer: Homer: "I have nothing more to say to you, Marge. I'm drawing a line down the center of the house a l?'I Love Lucy'. You stay on your side and I'll stay on my side... Doh!"
00:10 105 Kb 677
Homer: Homer: "Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat! Thanks, man." (slurp, crunch)"
Homer sings: "Nacho, nacho man... I want to be a nacho man!"
00:13 138 Kb 679
Homer: Homer: "Nanananana fishing!"
00:03 29 Kb 735
Homer: Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."
00:07 75 Kb 784
Homer: Homer: "Now here are some of your no-name bands: Sonic Youth, Nine Inch Nails..."
00:06 66 Kb 647
Homer: Homer: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn..."
00:02 25 Kb 782
Homer: Homer: "No time for that now, the computer's starting"
00:02 21 Kb 751
Homer: Homer: "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body"
00:04 39 Kb 689
Homer: Homer: "Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
00:08 83 Kb 784
Homer: Homer: "He he he... just like Oscar the Grouch..."
00:03 30 Kb 631
Homer: Homer: "Alright, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage."
Otto: "Wow, what's the catch?"
00:05 57 Kb 602
Homer: Homer: "Oohhhh!"
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Homer: Homer: "God bless those pagans..."
00:02 18 Kb 796
Homer: Homer: "(more screaming, running away) Aigh! They're DOGS... and they're playing POKER! Aaaaargh!"
00:10 103 Kb 790
Homer: Homer: "Donut?"
Lisa: "No thanks. Do you have any fruit?"
Homer: "This has purple stuff inside... Purple is a fruit."
00:05 52 Kb 761
Homer: Homer: "Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact."
00:07 80 Kb 670
Homer: Lisa: "Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?"
Homer: "I'd say you're a lying scumbag - why sweetie?"
00:08 81 Kb 684
Homer: Homer: "Singing is the lowest form of communication."
00:03 37 Kb 641
Homer: Homer: "I am s-smart! I am s-smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T..."
00:06 64 Kb 1024
Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm... soylent green..."
00:03 33 Kb 749
Homer: Homer: "(smacking TV) Stupid TV! Be more funny!"
00:02 25 Kb 731
Homer: Homer: "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Marge: "Homer, watch your mouth!"
Homer: "Uh, I gotta go - my damn wiener kids are listening..."
00:11 116 Kb 790
Homer: Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!"
00:02 21 Kb 855
Homer: Homer: "(gasp) Super fun happy slide!"
00:02 22 Kb 694
Homer: Marge: "Taking an officer's cap is an arrestible offence."
Homer: "Ooh, what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do, huh? Ooh, I'm officer Marge... I'm gonna arrest you... (sound of gun cocking) Huh, what?"
00:11 120 Kb 661
Homer: Homer & Marge: "Singing "Those Were The Days"
00:43 459 Kb 680
Homer: Abe: "Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack."
Homer: "That's the plan!"
00:04 39 Kb 586
Homer: Homer: "You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
00:05 51 Kb 790
Homer: Bart: "And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson..." (door slams)"
Marge: "I choose to take that literally."
Homer: "Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on, son, toot on!"
00:14 151 Kb 618
Homer: Homer: "Mmmmm... something..."
00:03 27 Kb 815
Homer: Homer: "Oh you're a dead man, Burns... Oh you're dead, YOU'RE DEAD BURNS!"
00:04 45 Kb 658
Homer: Homer: "(sniffs) Mmmm... urinal fresh..."
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Homer: Homer: "Whoo hoo!"
00:01 7 Kb 2843
Homer: Homer, Marge, Lisa & Bart: "We are watching Fox."
00:03 30 Kb 669
Homer: Homer: "What the hell was that?"
00:01 12 Kb 1014
Homer: Homer: "Welcome to the Internet my friend. How can I help you?"
00:03 29 Kb 861
Homer: Homer: "I know, I'll do a rap! (boom chi chi boom chi chi boom chi boom)
00:12 133 Kb 845
Homer: Homer: "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"
00:02 21 Kb 962
Homer: Homer: "Why you little...!"
00:01 9 Kb 1292
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