Mermaidman and Barnacleboy: Barnacleboy: Listen, big nose. That guy's been saving your butt since before you were born. Don't you got a living legend discount or something?|
Squidward: This is a restaurant, not a lending library. And who're you calling big nose, big nose?
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy: Mermaidman: Listen up, you villains. I want to eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.|
Receptionist: What is going on in here?
Mermaidman: (points to SpongeBob) You may kiss the bride.